Gelded
03-15-2010, 08:20 AM
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their
stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff, spilled milk and pennies
saved.
But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, only William was
left.
"William, do you have a story to share?'
'Yes ma'am.
My daddy told a story about my
Uncle alphonse.
He was a pilot in Desert Storm,
and his plane got hit.
He had to bail out over enemy territory, and all he had was a flask of
whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
He drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and
then his parachute landed him right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
He shot 15 of them with the pistol, until he ran out of bullets,
killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then he
killed the last Iraqi with his bare hands.'
'Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your daddy tell
you was the moral to this horrible story?'
'Stay the f... away from Uncle alphonse when he's been drinking.'
Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their
stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff, spilled milk and pennies
saved.
But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, only William was
left.
"William, do you have a story to share?'
'Yes ma'am.
My daddy told a story about my
Uncle alphonse.
He was a pilot in Desert Storm,
and his plane got hit.
He had to bail out over enemy territory, and all he had was a flask of
whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
He drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and
then his parachute landed him right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
He shot 15 of them with the pistol, until he ran out of bullets,
killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then he
killed the last Iraqi with his bare hands.'
'Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your daddy tell
you was the moral to this horrible story?'
'Stay the f... away from Uncle alphonse when he's been drinking.'