alphonse
04-29-2011, 10:50 AM
A federal investigator stops at Jenak's ranch to talk with the old man. He tells Jenak, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." Jenak says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."
The investigator verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me."
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to jenak. "See this badge ? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear ? Do you understand ?"
The Jenak nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, Jenak hears loud screams and sees the federal investigator running for his life chased by Jenak's big Santa Gertrudis bull......
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he"ll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. Jenak throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs......
"Your badge. Show him your BADGE !"
The investigator verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me."
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to jenak. "See this badge ? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear ? Do you understand ?"
The Jenak nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, Jenak hears loud screams and sees the federal investigator running for his life chased by Jenak's big Santa Gertrudis bull......
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he"ll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. Jenak throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs......
"Your badge. Show him your BADGE !"