alphonse
03-27-2012, 08:06 AM
A Pennsylvania farmer named Jenak had a car accident. Jenak was hit by a
truck owned by the E-ponies Trucking Company.
In court, the E-ponies Company's hot-shot attorney questioned him thus:
'Didn't you say to the state trooper at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?"
Jenak responded: 'vell, I'lla tell you vat happened dere. I'd yust
loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da... '
'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just answer
the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm
fine!'?'
Jenak said, 'vell, I'd yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas
drivin' down da road.... '
The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Your Honor, I am trying to
establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told
the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the
accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
Please tell him to simply answer the question. '
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Jenak’s answer and
said to the attorney: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
favorite cow, Bessie'.
Jenak said: 'Tank you' and proceeded. 'vell as I vas saying, I had
yust loaded Bessie, my fav'rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin'
her down de road vin dis huge E-ponies truck and trailer came
tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side by
golly. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder
ditch.
By yimminy yahosaphat I vas hurt, purty durn bad, and didn't want to
move. An even vurse dan dat,, I could hear old Bessie a moanin' and a
groanin'. I knew she vas in terrible pain yust by her groans.
Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He
could hear Bessie a moanin' and a groanin' too, so he vent over to
her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his
gun and shot her right between the eyes.
Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at
me, and said, 'How are you feelin'?'
'Now wot da fock vud you say?'
truck owned by the E-ponies Trucking Company.
In court, the E-ponies Company's hot-shot attorney questioned him thus:
'Didn't you say to the state trooper at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?"
Jenak responded: 'vell, I'lla tell you vat happened dere. I'd yust
loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da... '
'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just answer
the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm
fine!'?'
Jenak said, 'vell, I'd yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas
drivin' down da road.... '
The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Your Honor, I am trying to
establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told
the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the
accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
Please tell him to simply answer the question. '
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Jenak’s answer and
said to the attorney: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
favorite cow, Bessie'.
Jenak said: 'Tank you' and proceeded. 'vell as I vas saying, I had
yust loaded Bessie, my fav'rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin'
her down de road vin dis huge E-ponies truck and trailer came
tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side by
golly. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder
ditch.
By yimminy yahosaphat I vas hurt, purty durn bad, and didn't want to
move. An even vurse dan dat,, I could hear old Bessie a moanin' and a
groanin'. I knew she vas in terrible pain yust by her groans.
Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He
could hear Bessie a moanin' and a groanin' too, so he vent over to
her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his
gun and shot her right between the eyes.
Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at
me, and said, 'How are you feelin'?'
'Now wot da fock vud you say?'