User Name
Announcement Announcement Module
No announcement yet.
BRAVE MAN JOKES-how brave are you? Page Title Module
Move Remove Collapse
Conversation Detail Module
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • BRAVE MAN JOKES-how brave are you?

    BRAVE MAN JOKES - How Brave Are You?


    1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

    Marry It!

    2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

    A battery has a positive side.

    3 - Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?

    Because you could easily fit another pair of boobs in there..

    4 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

    Put a nipple on it.

    5 - Why do women fake orgasms ?

    Because they think men care.

    6 - What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

    Nothing, she's been told twice already.

    7 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

    Made her chain too long

    8 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never
    be able to support you.

    9 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?

    It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to
    the kitchen sink.

    10 - Why do men pass gas more than women?

    Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

    11 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
    the front door, who do you let in first ?

    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

    12 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive
    by 90%..

    It's called a Wedding Cake.

    13 - Why do men die before their wives?

    They want to.

    Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who
    don't own a gun.

  • #2
    As a trucker stops for a slow driver, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

    The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

    The trucker ignores her and proceeds down I-80.

    When the truck stops for another slow car, the girl catches up again.
    She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

    Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

    Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the Interstate.

    At the third slow down, the same thing happens again.

    All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window.. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

    When the cars start moving the trucker revs up and races ahead.

    When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.

    He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...

    "Hi, my name is Larry, it's winter in Pennsylvania, there's snow and ice on the road and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

    It was later discovered that Heather was a recent graduate from Univ. of Pa.