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    A Pennsylvania farmer named Jenak had a car accident. Jenak was hit by a
    truck owned by the E-ponies Trucking Company.

    In court, the E-ponies Company's hot-shot attorney questioned him thus:

    'Didn't you say to the state trooper at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?"
    Jenak responded: 'vell, I'lla tell you vat happened dere. I'd yust
    loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da... '

    'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just answer
    the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm

    Jenak said, 'vell, I'd yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas
    drivin' down da road.... '

    The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Your Honor, I am trying to
    establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told
    the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the
    accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
    Please tell him to simply answer the question. '

    By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Jenak’s answer and
    said to the attorney: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
    favorite cow, Bessie'.

    Jenak said: 'Tank you' and proceeded. 'vell as I vas saying, I had
    yust loaded Bessie, my fav'rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin'
    her down de road vin dis huge E-ponies truck and trailer came
    tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side by
    golly. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder

    By yimminy yahosaphat I vas hurt, purty durn bad, and didn't want to
    move. An even vurse dan dat,, I could hear old Bessie a moanin' and a
    groanin'. I knew she vas in terrible pain yust by her groans.

    Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He
    could hear Bessie a moanin' and a groanin' too, so he vent over to
    her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his
    gun and shot her right between the eyes.

    Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at
    me, and said, 'How are you feelin'?'

    'Now wot da fock vud you say?'

  • #2
    and they say there is NO humor in Amish country!!!!!!!!!


    • #3
      A cowboy goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen.

      He walks back into the bar, fires his gun through the ceiling. "Which one of you mothers stole my hoss?"

      He yells. No one answers. "All right, I'm gonna have one more beer and if my hoss ain't outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas."

      He drinks another beer, walks outside, and his horse is back. So he gets on it and gets ready to ride out of town.

      The bartender walks out of the bar and asks, "Say pardner, what happened in Texas?"

      The cowboy turns to him, and says, "I had to bloody walk home."